The SQUIBS Arcade team have been busy slacking off working like furious pine martins filming our series of adverts for our new iPhone game SQUIBS Arcade.

The videos are of the highest quality, shot on the second-cheapest film stock, with the finest actors four cans of Premium Lager can buy. Our mission: to prove SQUIBS Arcade is for everyone!

Now we want to see who you think Squibs Arcade is for; Send us a video, showing us the versatile and widely-spread fanbase SQUIBS Arcade really is! Let your mind-box go wild; no swears, mind you. Any nudie videos will most likely be kept by Matt because he's as dirty as a drain cleaner.

Upload your entires to any video hosting provider, then send a link to said video to us at squibsvideos (at) squibsarcade (dot) com.

Get the lowdown on the rules here

  1. All entries should be emailed to squibsvideos (at) squibsarcade (dot) com. Please include your name, age and location, as well as which of the SQUIBS Arcade games you are advertising if it is not obvious in your video.
  2. Videos should be no longer than 4 minutes. Thats 240 seconds. Thats 6000 PAL frames exactly. No exceptions. Nope. None at all.
  3. Do NOT use any material or soundtracks that infringe on the copyright of others. You can however use material that is copyrighted as SQUIBS Arcade material, e.g. the SQUIBS Arcade logo, footage of the games etc.
  4. There is no need to add the end sting to your videos (the end sting is the text and logos at the end of our videos) - our expert videosmiths will craft one for you. If you do include one, it may be removed and replaced with our one, so there.
  5. Please do not include anything offensive, derogatory or racial - yes that means the blue words and nudity etc. This is for EVERYONE after all!
  6. All entries will be vetted by a highly skilled team of SQUIBS Arcade nutcase enthusiasts. If your video fails in any of our rules, we are afraid it gets to sent to the Dustbin of Doom and won't be shown.
  7. By submitting videos to this here contest o' fun you confirm you are legally indemnifying Alten8 Limited of all legal responsibility and confirming that the work is your own, you or Alten8 Limited own the copyright to all elements, and you are fully responsible for that material.
  8. Send in as many entries as you like, you're not limited. Go nuts!
  9. Have fun! Do it! Do it now!

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